來個(gè)夫妻間的毒笑話,換換口味吧!
住口
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?
如果你的狗在後門吠,而你的妻子在前門大喊大叫,
你會(huì)讓那一個(gè)先進(jìn)來?
The Dog of course...at least he ll shut up after you let him in!
穔M是狗,至少它進(jìn)來後會(huì)住口。
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三個(gè)孩子
A couple had three children.
Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome! but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
一對(duì)夫婦有三個(gè)孩子。
有兩個(gè)特別聰明和英俊,可是第三個(gè)孩子卻很醜很笨 。
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine?
一天,丈夫很懷疑地問:'坦白說,親愛的,老三真的是我的孩子嗎?'
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
'是的,親愛的。'妻子答道:' 可是另外兩個(gè)不是。'
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妻子的三項(xiàng)優(yōu)點(diǎn)
When a bachelor marries,
his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed.
一位單身漢新婚時(shí),妻子有三項(xiàng)優(yōu)點(diǎn):
在廚房她是經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)者、在客廳她是貴族、在床上她是惡魔。
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain,
but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.
若干年後,這三項(xiàng)優(yōu)點(diǎn)依然存在,可是秩序有點(diǎn)變動(dòng):
在廚房她是貴族、在客廳她是惡魔、在床上她是經(jīng)濟(jì)學(xué)者。
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許願(yuàn)井
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
一對(duì)夫妻來到一座許願(yuàn)井。
丈夫靠過去,丟下一個(gè)硬幣,許了個(gè)願(yuàn)。
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!
妻子也打算許個(gè)願(yuàn)? C可是她靠的太過去,掉下井,被淹死了。
丈夫呆了一回,然後笑著說:'真靈驗(yàn)。'
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結(jié)婚周年
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
我問太太:'? 盛B周年紀(jì)念,你想去那???'
She said, Somewhere I have never been! !
她說:'那??都好,只要是我沒去過的地方。'
I told her, How about the kitchen?
我說:'廚房怎麼樣?'
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快樂時(shí)光
Duringtheir silver anniversary, ! a wife reminded her husband, Do youremember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn ttalk for an hour?
在二十五周年紀(jì)念時(shí),一位太太提醒她的丈夫:
'你還記得你向我求婚的那天,我被打動(dòng)得無法說話長(zhǎng)達(dá)一小時(shí)?'
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.
丈夫回答: '是的,親愛的,那是我一生中最快樂的時(shí)光。'
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手拉手
! We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
我們時(shí)常都手拉手。如果放開,她就會(huì)去購物了。
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