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1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老師：誰能回到我下一個(gè)問題，誰就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一個(gè)小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。

2.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大樓跳的還高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。

3.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?

A coin!

硬幣。

4.

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?

A needle.

針。

5.

Wife: 'How would you describe me?'

妻子：你會(huì)怎么形容我呢?

Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.'

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: 'What does that mean?'

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.'

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時(shí)髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?'

妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: 'I'm just kidding!'

丈夫：開個(gè)玩笑!