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律師之腦

陳榮生   譯

（畫作欣賞——楊爭(zhēng)慶畫/湛江）

一位醫(yī)生看到人行道上有一個(gè)寫著“出售大腦”攤檔。

他走過(guò)去細(xì)看，看到一塊標(biāo)牌，上面寫著：“醫(yī)生之腦8美元一磅?！绷硗庖粔K標(biāo)牌上寫著：“醫(yī)護(hù)人員之腦12美元一磅，護(hù)士之腦30美元一磅，卡車司機(jī)之腦40美元一磅，律師之腦90美元一磅?！?/span>

于是，他問(wèn)收銀機(jī)后面的那個(gè)人：“為什么醫(yī)生之腦只值8美元，而律師之腦卻值90美元？”

那人回答：“你知道要多少個(gè)律師才能得到一磅的腦子嗎？”

（作者佚名，譯自《幽默一天》）

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原文如下，若有問(wèn)題，可留言，我將盡量回答。

Lawyer Brains

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.'

He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says 'Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.’

So he asks the man behind the cashregister, “how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00?”

The man replies, “do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?”