每日開心一笑1：
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有個二貨去理發(fā)店理發(fā)，他對理發(fā)師說：把我左邊頭發(fā)剪的能蓋住耳垂，右邊頭發(fā)剪成平頭，前面的頭發(fā)剪成正方形光頭，又能使后面頭發(fā)從前面拉過來能到下巴。理發(fā)師說：對不起我做不到。他對理發(fā)師怒吼：上次就是你他媽把我頭發(fā)理成這樣的?。。?/span>
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每日開心一笑2：
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抗戰(zhàn)抓獲俘虜，報出你老大的名字，我可以饒你不死！”“倪秀翔！” 俘虜死。
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每日開心一笑3：
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第一次出國住酒店的時候發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有老鼠，但是英文太爛不知道老鼠的英語怎么說，無奈之下打電話給前臺說:'Do you know Tom and Jerry ?' 'Yes sir.' 'Jerry is here!'
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